Tuesday, October 17, 2006

i asked my best friend Ying Ru to write a testimonial for me yesterday...
desperate for testi: eh... you don't like to write testi right?
desperate for testi: coz i always write for you, but you ALWAYS never write one for me
bbf - Ying Ru: LOL
bbf - Ying Ru: ok la, dun worry, i will write for you :)
desperate for testi: i want a lonnggggg one ah
bbf - Ying Ru: okok.... dun worry

today at approximately 1.35pm, i logged onto friendster

Andrew - C'... 16/10/2006
Oh crap is that you in the picture? Cant b, you dont got that kinda body :).. WHERE ARE OUR PICTURES!? U deleted, rather not have, wud, 8 pictures in ur frienster?? Ahh fuk that aniways, here's ur testimonial u wanted :)

............. this is not long. super sad. decided to write to him to express my unhappiness!!
Rachel 16/10/2006
eh fucker. what sort of a testi is that?i told u... i want a longggg one leh...
make sense right? where got long. bluff my feelings lor.
at about 1.38pm (on msn)
bbf who bluffed my feeling: eh, what fucker, i wrote u a testi leh
super sad me: where got. so short... i said i want a lonnnggggg one leh..
bbf who bluffed my feeling: LOL. i wrote u another le, you confirm happy one
super sad me: really meh? (damn excited)
bbf who bluffed my feeling: u confirm like wan. very long. very nice
super sad me: okok... i go see (looked around office to see if there was anyone nearby)

logged on to friendster.
*new testimonials*
YAY!!!!! very very happy. i sound so desperate right. shit.

Andrew - C'... 16/10/2006
Hey Rachel! Yingru here :).. How are you? Havent heard from you in a long time hor hahaah.. I heard you are working now ah? Hhaha how have you been? You and your bf very compatible hor haha, look soo lovey dovey :).. I hope you have been good :)..This girl here i have know for quite a long time, in all my years knowing her she never fails to stop surprising me with her Cool and hip attitude ^^.. She was always there for me when i needed it and trust me she is a very good listener^^.. Too bad for you guys she is taken already.. and i know she is happy woho! Always in the club the guys all wanna go up 2 her but she just reject them one by one, sucha cool attitude right! I always see her in MOS, Phuture, MU, Sparks! Wow i onli been to those places one time and boy was i surprised 2 see her there :).. She was very nice to me and always when people were gonna fight she would stop it! Wow, this is a new age lady huh!! Ok rachel, im done here, cya around in Devils k?? Tata!!

.......... okok, i laughed so loud i got everyone's attention at work.
btw, for all readers, Ying Ru has known me for about 9 years.
and the fucker dared to say "hello rachel! ying ru here"?????? i nearly died lor.
and the "how are you" bullshit is just rubbish... coz like i wrote earlier, i spoke to Ying Ru via msn last night!!! and... Ying Ru HAS NOT MET my boyfriend YET

but nonetheless, i got a long testi.
should be happy right? blah. it is a very fake testi lor.

here's how my BBFs (bestest best friends) look like - Alex (left) Ying Ru (right)



To Ying Ru: thank you for your long testi. so unsincere lor. but you better continue to write better ones hor. you have fun at shaolin. see you soon in december! :)
To Alex: WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR PROMISED TESTI?!?

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