i was reading the 'The New Paper On Sunday' earlier and i chanced upon an article on page 57 (Sun Sports) -
Ugly Side Of The Beautiful Game
by Cara Van Miriah.

there is a total of 63 pages and the last few pages are dedicated to SPORTS, however, our local writer, Miss Cara Van Miriah decided to use pages 56 & 57 to write gossip on Manchester United, who is having a big game with Liverpool tonight at 7.55pm on ESPN.

i quote her from her article - "Ugly Side Of The Beautiful Game" Page 57

"JUICY and exciting. Nope, I'm not all that hung-up about tonight's big match between Manchester United and Liverpool."

then why the fuck are you writing on PAGE 57 of the SPORTS SECTION? go write in some tabloid magazine! ok, even if you want to write in the - THE NEW PAPER, please write your gossip rubbish on pages 22 - 33. what right do you fucking have to write tabloid on the sports section? why the hell would avid sports reader want to read your tabloids? nothing you say has any importance to the game nor the players.

"What's so beautiful about this sport, minus the fluff? Fame, vanity and greed have become so important that it pollutes the game and sucks one into saying and doing the dumbest things to provide good tabloid fodder."

hello stupid bitch, if you don't like soccer, keep it to yourself and your tabloid fans ON THE TABLOID MAGAZINES, NOT ON THE SOCCER PAGES FOOL. WHAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL ABOUT THIS GAME? omg, i cannot believe, SPH would allow you fucking bitch to write this on the sports section? true i agree with you that Fame, Vanity & Greed have become an importance these days on the players, however, the moment the game comes on, who remembers who said what or did what. ESPN commentors do not go on saying, "look at Ashley Cole, he looks better with more money at Chelsea." They have said, "Great defending by Ashley here." point being that regardless of the gossip, it comes down to the players during the game and winning the game becomes THE BEAUTIFUL PART OF THE GAME.

STUPID FUCKED UP TABLOID WRITER.
but Miss Cara Van Miriah doesn't just stop here, oh yes, her jitty bitching continues

"In a shameful confession, Ronaldo also proudly admitted to owning boxing gloves to hit something or someone to relieve stress. Tsk Tsk. Wat does he think he is? A boxer?"

shit you sound like a fucked up 16 year old. hello? have you heard of the term "FIGURATIVELY SPEAKING" who doesn't speak like that? has he boxed anyone lately? i don't think so yeah? CAUSE HE WOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED BY FIFA FOOL. fucking hell. and anyway, can't a footballer box? why... even you a tabloid writer can have her say in a SPORTS section, i don't see why anything else isn't possible. BITCH.

"The other two nominees this year include Liverpool's Steven Gerrard and Man United's Wayne Rooney. The latter only scored in one game of his last 16 for his club and country. His entry is a mystery to me."

Miss Cara Van Miriah, to be in a nomination, does not mean you have to score 100 goals. PLEASE DO YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE WRITING.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FIFA_World_Player_of_the_Year
The FIFA World Player of the Year is a football award given annually to the male and female player who are thought to be the best in the world, based on votes by coaches and captains of international teams. In a voting system based on a type of a Borda count, each coach gets three votes, worth five points, three points and one point, and the winners are ordered based on total number of points. The award started in 1991 for men and 2001 for women.

i'm cutting into sections, so bear with me

"She (girlfriend of Wayne Rooney - Colleen Mclouglin) made headlines after being fined S$5,890 by British customs for smuggling goods from her four-day shopping rip in New York. The bimbo of a WAG tried to slip through in the "nothing to declare" line. Her spokesman said she was "entirely unaware that she was in breach of any regulations". Idiot. She should have been jailed for being stupid."

again, Miss Cara Van Miriah how is this related to SPORTS? why is this piece of tabloid news under the SPORTS SECTION? how will this particular information of Rooney's girlfriend being fined for not declaring her stuff have anything to do with the outcome of the game or the player during his game?

ridiculous bitch.

i am skipping sections again on pg 57

"He (ex Man United player - Andy Cole) was quoted in a Guardian article as saying: "I am a high profile person and my privacy should be down to me, Andrew Cole, and not to taxi drivers or anyone else who drives me about." The verdict: Who cares?"

Miss Cara Van Miriah, IF YOU FUCKING DID NOT CARE, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU WRITE THIS REPORT IN YOUR TABLOID ARTICLE IN A SPORTS SECTION?

seriously, did you actually read through what you were writing? who the fuck is your editor? and why the hell would SPH let you write shit like that on a sports section? if you wrote these in a tabloid magazine, hell i would have nothing to comment/write, but here you're writing in a sports section about footballers' girlfriends and your inept knowledge on the Fifa World Player Of The Year and yet it was published.

totally fucked up.

To my fans out there (muahahahaha)
i will personally send an email to the SPH, let's see what they have to say. perhaps they will email me back to say it's a free world and that i'm mad. we'll see.

by the way, i just called my friend - Bessy to get her advise on the above

me: eh, ask you a question
bessy: wat?
me: is it ok to write gossip on a sports section especially on the last few pages?
bessy: i don't think so lah. why leh?
me: coz there's this fucker who wrote gossip on the sport page
bessy: then you write to them lor. but i don't think they will entertain you lar. it's a free world anyway. but you write lar. how is this affecting you anyway?
me: it's not ar. just not happy with her. ahhaha. ok lar bye bye
bessy: don't be mad lar... bye

hmm... i just do not understand how this is ok. that gossip which should be under tabloid magazines is allowed to be published on the Sports Section? why is this ok? how is it is fair for people to pay S$0.80 to read the sports news only to find that out of the 27 pages of sports which already includes tons pictures and advertisements has 2 pages of gossip attached to it. i say two pages because, one page was beautifully coloured with 3 players (Ronaldo, Wayne Rooney & Andy Cole) waste of space, rubbish info, wrong input of news into the sports section.

This Is Singapore's New Paper, read it and be stumped.