- tagged by anonymous on 06/11/2006
(posted on my tag-board)
pass-byerm,can you please get your facts right.her hair is real,eye lashes and nail. yesyes,she did PS herself.My,jealous ah?
6 November 2006, 17:03 [GMT]
how many times do i have to REPEAT??
DO NOT BE FRIGGIN ANONYMOUS.
I DO NOT LIKE TO SEE THIS SHIT.
GOT SOMETHING TO SAY?
STATE YOUR BLOODY NAME.
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU HIDING?
To My Dear Anonymous,
I did get my facts right.
You didn't do your homework.
**(please continue to read on)
What the hell is 'PS'? (my god, what era are you in?)
Jealous? nah... i've met her. sweet but not pretty.
Bring me A Naked Carmen Electra and i might just get jealous *smirk*
- Quote From Xiaxue's Blog www.xiaxue.blogspot.com
Sunday, September 03, 2006
Woah!
Don't scare me leh, so many of you wanna go extend hair too?! Cannot lar, I cannot let so many people go extend, very spoil market one leh! If everyone also have the same thing, then I pay $200 for what?!(Had 100 strands put in, $2 each)Anyway, here are the pictures as promised:
Is way longer than it looks coz it is already curled up... Wanna know where my real hair ends? Armpit length, yes.
One more shot, acting pretty again... Yawn.I'm very amazed by these people lar! They managed to find hair the EXACT SAME SHADE AS MY OWN, and even added in blonde highlights for me just like my real hair!
Nice right? Super bombshell!Anyway, the price is $2 for one strand, and they told me that the hair they used is REAL HUMAN HAIR. The thing is, it really does feel like real hair, but if it is real hair, how can it be so cheap?
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so, did i get my fake hair facts right?
speechless. good. stay that way loser.
but we're not done yet... 'fake eyelashes'
but we're not done yet... 'fake eyelashes'
Beautiful eyes
See, I am so nice.After contemplating for a long time, I decided to share with you all a secret. That's 30% because I am starting to get irritated by girls asking me how to get my eye make up, and 70% because I am just nice in that way.Speaking of irritating girls, I really dislike girls who ask me this and that on beauty tips, and when I teach them or try it on them, they go all like, Erm, this is too drag queen/artificial/heavy...WHATEVER. In the first place, don't waste my time to ask me if you are not willing to experiment.Type 2 girls keep going like, "Wow, your eyelashes are so nice, how do you do it?"I say they are fake lashes, and usually, girls will reply, "That's great! I wanna do it too, but I don't know how to put it."What do you mean by you don't know how to put it?! You think I am born with the talent to glue things to my eyelids meh? I also trial and error before I master it what!Gah... To sum it up: I don't like it when people are unlearning or lazy. Girls, buck up! It is not easy to look your best, and efforts must be put in.Or don't. That's great, because only with sloppy girls around can girls who make an effort shine, right?:)So anyway, because you girls have been asking how I do my eye make up, here it is...Now don't give me your stupid comments on how you think I did it wrong. I'm not here claiming to be the expert. I'm just answering queries on how I do MY make up. I know my face best so I don't need big mouths teaching me, thank you very much.If you wanna learn from me, go ahead. If you think it doesn't look good, too bad, I like it. :)I know I already have a make up entry quite some time ago, but my style of make up have changed quite a bit, so I thought I might do a different one, focusing on eyes. :D
Fake lashes.As time goes by, certain things in fashion change, sometimes caused by certain icons.Eons ago, small mouths were considered pretty by the Chinese. Zoe Tay changed that.Flat noses were considered ugly. Fann Wong changed that.Fake lashes were considered, well, fake, and I suppose the "cheating" element in these synthetic fibres caused girls to feel uncomfortable using them.What's the difference between mascara-ed like crazy lashes and fake lashes? As long as it is obvious enough it is not natural-born then it's fine, I think. :DAnd yes, fake lashes being unsuitable for daily usage. But nowadays, eyelash extensions are so common, and they are so expensive! I don't see how fake lashes are any less unacceptable than eyelash extensions.I use them (fake lashes) EVERYTIME I go out.Each lash only costs me $3.90 and they last quite damn long if you take good care of them. I think I saved a hell lot on mascara.You don't have to curl like crazy, or coat and coat mascara on your poor lashes. The fake lashes are so long, so thick, and immediately add so much depth to your eyes! Shiok!Here goes
Fake lashes.As time goes by, certain things in fashion change, sometimes caused by certain icons.Eons ago, small mouths were considered pretty by the Chinese. Zoe Tay changed that.Flat noses were considered ugly. Fann Wong changed that.Fake lashes were considered, well, fake, and I suppose the "cheating" element in these synthetic fibres caused girls to feel uncomfortable using them.What's the difference between mascara-ed like crazy lashes and fake lashes? As long as it is obvious enough it is not natural-born then it's fine, I think. :DAnd yes, fake lashes being unsuitable for daily usage. But nowadays, eyelash extensions are so common, and they are so expensive! I don't see how fake lashes are any less unacceptable than eyelash extensions.I use them (fake lashes) EVERYTIME I go out.Each lash only costs me $3.90 and they last quite damn long if you take good care of them. I think I saved a hell lot on mascara.You don't have to curl like crazy, or coat and coat mascara on your poor lashes. The fake lashes are so long, so thick, and immediately add so much depth to your eyes! Shiok!Here goes
I found a photo of my original eyes... Quite normal eyes, of course. I think I was laughing madly thus the slanted look. Ha!But yet, I get compliments from strangers all the time that I have beautiful eyes!To which I always say, "Oh, they are a lot of effort put in" and smile. Amazing right? Read on.
First step to take will be to put on contact lenses. I prefer coloured ones myself, coz they look more mesmerising, but if you like black you can always use the big-eyed effect ones.Look how much bigger my eyes look already!NO, it will NOT be the same if you don't use lens, or use the ordinary transparent ones. Trust me. If you wanna look pretty, might as well go all the way, don't half-fuck around.
Second step draw brows, after putting foundation.
Step 3, put a highlighter colour all over eyelid. Notice how small light-coloured eyeshadow made my eyes look?That's why I always say, girls who just put one light shade of blue or something over their eyelids are being silly.Digressing, HAVE YOU SEEN THE STANDARDS OF MAKE UP IN SINGAPORE?God, it is SO bad.I mean, most girls just put a bit of pressed powder, slap on an excuse of a light eyeshadow, apply transparent lip gloss, and call it a day, exhausted.The whole POINT of make up is to make you look prettier, not to bloody add colour to your face. Well ok, that's considered make up too...... for a clown. Unless you are already VERY pretty, there is no point in putting such "light" make up.Yes, moving on.
Choosing a slightly darker colour, blend into brow bone area.(As you can see, my normal eyelashes are already quite long and full, but they don't curl much, so I can't be bothered with them, I just use fake lashes)Yes, I know still looks very ugly... Wait lar!
What a wonderful colour, brown is. Using a dark shade of brown shadow (I recommend you only buy good brands like mac, bobbi brown or anna sui, for the lousy brands like body shop gives no colour whatsoever) and apply like the picture - top and bottom
Next, crimp lashes! :D If you don't, they will be downturned while your fake lashes are upturned, causing this two pronged look - which is very ugly.
Eyeliner! I use liquid ones myself, and the one in the picture is black. It is important to use liner because the lash line will be black too, and if you don't apply liner your stuck-on lashes will look way obvious. 
For our blog entry today I decided to use my shu uemura brown lashes, which are new... As you can see it's not very well trimmed, which kinda explains why the eyes look a bit unbalanced. Grrr
Apply the glue on the back of the lash 'bone' like I did, and carefully stick the lashes to the lash line directly on top of your real lashes.No, it will not cause your real lashes to drop off if you are careful, and no, if your glue is good it should not drop off during dinner either.One word of advice though. Try not to stick your lashes too close to the inner parts of your eyes, because it will, for sure, irritate your eyes and make you tear.If you feel uncomfortable, just peel off the lashes and reapply it again.
The end result:
Now compare that to this:
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So, my dearest anonymous reader.
what else do you fucking have to say?
how dare you insult me on my blog.
Happy Boxing Day!
THEIR FAKE NAILS ARE SO PRETTY!It's nothing like what we usually see in shops. "Tailor Fit", the manager explained to me, is an in-house brand imported from New York, and Dashing Diva is the only place which sells them.A box contains 32 freaking nails, to ensure you find 10 which will fit you best. The rest, you can give to a friend, or throw them away.I can't finish describing all the designs so you can possibly walk in to have a look yourself.
Tailor fit is stuck on by a special glue, so the end result are super beautiful nails almost impossible-to-achieve naturally (you tell me how you stick that glitter manually?!), that will last for around 2 weeks or so before you have to soak them off.Mine!
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Dear Anonymous:
Eat Your Fucking Words.
Loser Kid.
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