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This Friday
i'm getting my hair coloured this friday.
going with my '8 word no click' colleague.
have yet to find a location thou... anyone know one?
has to be cheap and good.
btw, what colour should i colour?
brown, black,red or purple?
-gimmie your views ok?
Last Friday
went to celebrate my cousin's 21st birthday.
her friends were invited as well. not that i have any problem.
it's not my birthday, she can call whoever she likes.
only problem, her friends suck.
not bitchy like, but weird like.
they stared at me when i came in
they stared at me when i ate
they stared at me when i hugged my cousin
fucking weird.
and they dared ask my cousin who i was.
and why i was so close to my aunty (cousin's mum)
obviously la. she likes me mah.
bloody hell.
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my aunties + my mother had a conversation
me: aunty rita, you still have that rabbit
4th aunty: yar la, but now he has to sleep alone here
1st aunty: how come?
4th aunty: i sleep in the opposite room now
1st aunty: (frowns)
my mother: i also don't sleep in the same room as him
1st aunty: and why?
my mother: no reason la
1st aunty: don't make it a habit. not good for couples.
2nd aunty: aiyah, sleep in which room, no difference
4th aunty: yar la, now it's the 21st century
2nd aunty: if they need sex, then one just go over lor
1st aunty: eh eh, my niece (me) is here hor!
2nd aunty: wa lau, you think she don't know meh?
4th aunty: yar la, maybe she knows more positions than you.
me: (!?!)
4th aunty: but girl ah, must use protection hor.
me: (silence....)
what the hell lor.
yes it's the 21st century.
but it is not ok to talk about sex with my elders.
period.
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my stupid toilet bowl servicer is on a diet.
and unfortunately, she seems to be losing weight.
damn it.
think she's preparing for her ROM.
the stupid couple bought a flat before ROMing.
now they have to rush.
too bad for you, STBS.
i will continue to monitor her bouncing weight....
Sunday, December 10, 2006
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