Wednesday, March 21, 2007

How To Get Someone To Dump You

When you feel that the person you are dating does not interest you anymore, it is time to end the relationship. You know you should dump him, but you just cannot seem to do it. The Rachel 10 Step - Way would be for you to get him to dump you!
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1. Stop shaving your armpits. And your bikini line.
2. Buy incontinence pads and leave them lying around.
3. Stop having sex with him.
4. Dress like a total dirt bag. If necessary, do not shower.
5. Try not to talk to him. Make as least conversation as possible.
6. Befriend his friends. Unsuccessfully.
7. Become busy with everything except him.
8. Become irritable and moody. Everyday.
9. When all fails, switch to Plan B: Cheat on him and get caught.
10. Follow Step 9 through with good acting.

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