*The Hates.

I hate people to sneeze. It's frustrating, irritating and oh so noisy.
But of course, I am allowed to sneeze. Bleah*

I hate people to call me fat. What exactly is the deal with me being fat? I cannot take jokes about my weight. I don't do jokes on you* being fat, so why do it on me? What's funny is that - those who call me fat are over-weight. I am so feeling the joke.

Do you feel the joke? Fuck.

It's a lousy night. This probably isn't even a blog.